May 2013
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever
damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
mistressfeferi:
hopelessbaka:
at least gravity is attracted to me
truxtons:
captain underpants fandom represent
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
darrynek:
wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive
tupacabra:
tupacabra:
ROMEO AND JULIET SPOILER ALERT:
they both die
adrians:
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
pau1y:
what if 911 called you
